mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

(via eeveed)

bceky:

have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours

don’t

(via pregonce)

marisatacoma:

Sums up my afternoon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8eEzU-zu3s

skip to 30:12 and they start talking about labyrinth and i flipped my shit and fangirled and im laughing so hard :’D

oh god

you remind me of the babe

xD

(Source: battle-born, via thats-so-meme)

For you, it’s passing time because you’re bored and have nothing else to talk about. 

For me, it’s supporting a person who no longer exists and helping that person haunt me.

fallincass:

Hey remember when Metatron sold Pirated movies

(via just-breathe-princess)